Cheesy Farm Valentines–Free Printable Valentine Puns
In this short post, I share a sheet of free printable cheesy farm Valentines. I hope they bring a smile to your face!
Homemade vs Storebought Valentines
When I was little, my mom tells me that I insisted on making homemade Valentines for my entire class. This makes me laugh now, because it shows my husband that I have spent my entire life complicating things! I vaguely remember it being late at night and still having a ways to go before we were done making all of them! My mom is a saint!
The Tradition of Valentine Puns
Many years ago, I started the tradition of giving my children the cheesiest Valentines I could find. I would search the internet high and low for free printable Valentines. They had to be groan-worthy! Funny was good, but cheesy funny was even better!
This year since I have the blog, and since I have found that I want to be a graphic designer when I grow up, I decided we needed to make our own cheesy or punny farm valentines!
Farm Animals and Valentine Puns
There are 8 Valentines on each sheet. Naturally, I had to go with farm animals. I also wanted them to have a bit of a vintage vibe. Then we had to come up with appropriate cheesy sayings for each animal. This became a bit of a challenge, but I think with the help of my super “punny” 17-year-old son, and husband we prevailed!
A Cow
I couldn’t find an image of a Jersey, but this Holstein will have to do! Isn’t that the sweetest chubby little hand?
A Pig
A Chicken
Some Ducks and a Goose…I think!
A Sheep
A Dog
A Bull
A Guinea Fowl? Really?
My kids were not convinced that a guinea fowl was a good farm animal to include. They didn’t think many people would know what they are. However, I just had to include one. I mean, what if someone out there is really searching for a Valentine with a guinea on it? How could I neglect such a need?
How to Access These Valentines
If you are a subscriber, these are already available to you by visiting my printable library and entering the password. If you are not yet a subscriber, simply fill out the form below. You will receive a welcome e-mail containing the password to my library. There you will find lots of fun printables including the ones just published last week for your laundry room!
Thank You for Stopping By!
As always I appreciate you spending your time here! I hope you enjoy these Punny Animal Valentines. I also hope to be sharing baby news with you all soon! Today is my due date! We will see!
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Jennifer, these are so sweet! I do remember making cards with you.
You were just in kindergarten then and starting to write well. Now look how creative you are now. ❤️
Thank you Mom!!
These are so cute! Best wishes with the delivery!
Thank you Lisa!! I always appreciate your comments!
I love these! How beautiful!!! And mostly the gin-gin. I just lost one to a predator and it broke my ❤️. Thank you for including it. Btw, guinea hens are valuable on farms and non-farms. They are more keen than a watch dog when it comes to alerting you. (You can tell, I’m very passionate about my gin-gin, no longer (s) 😓
Too bad we don’t live closer! My daughters just hatched some a few months ago! We like the guineas too! Great tick eaters!!
These are just the absolute cutest and of course you had to include a guinea! She would have felt so left out!! And yes, you should be a graphic designer when you grow up!
Yes the guinea would have felt neglected! My oldest son is in graphic design school, learning all I need to know! I get to pick his brain as he learns all the hard stuff!
These are the CUTEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please let me share them on Thistlekeeping! It’s such a cute idea!
Happy day!
karianne
Thank you for stopping by! Yes of course!! Happy day to you!
Cute and funny–these are the best!
Thank you so much! I’m glad you like these!
Such great cards! My co-worker is a chicken lover, so I printed it out just for her!
That’s great! Yes, the chicken one might be my favorite!
I love the farm house humor in these valentine’s cards. thank you for sharing them with us at #OMHGWW
You’re welcome! Thanks for stopping by, I’m glad you like them!
Jennifer, I’m a pushover for traditions and cheesy valentines, so I love everything about your sweet post! Thanks for sharing at Vintage Charm–pinning!
Thank you Cecilia! Glad you like the cheese!!
How cute these valentine printables are. Its always more personal to add a DIY project to a gift.
I hope you will stop by again and share your latest updates on our #omhgww. And this week you post is being featured, Alice // from DIYefry.
Have a great week, Happy Valentine!!
These are absolutely adorable! I love pigs, so of course, that’s my favorite. 🙂
Thank you for visiting! I’m glad you like the pigs! Pigs do have great personality!
Super cute, Jenn! And, yes we ALWAYS made our Valentine’s from scratch each year as kids!
I would love for you to join me over at the Creative Crafts Linky Party every Wednesday through Sunday https://creativelybeth.com/creative-crafts-linky-party-25/
Have a great week,
Creatively, Beth
Hi Beth! I will add it to my list. I have been terrible about linking up with others lately!
Jennifer!! I love these with ever fiber!!! They are the best!! Thanks for the inspiration and free printable!!! 🙂
I am so glad that you like them! Thanks for stopping by!